Launching today

Guz Khan and Kiell Smith-Bynoe have launched a survival podcast.

Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive casts the pair as self-described novices working their way through a series of choose-your-own-adventure survival scenarios.

The settings range from the frozen wilderness of Lapland to the Australian outback, forcing Khan and Smith-Bynoe to make decisions about how to battle deadly wildlife, extreme weather and increasingly absurd challenges — all without leaving the podcast studio.

Guiding them through it all is Megan Hine, a survival expert best known for her work alongside Bear Grylls on Bear Grylls: Mission Survive.

According to Audible, the pair turn every challenge into chaos, running into vomiting vultures, volcanic eruptions, sperm whale ‘poonados’, crotch rot and Custard Cream-fuelled survival strategies along the way.

Khan said: ‘Who even got me into this? I hope Kiell, expert Megan and the Lord can keep us safe. Ameen.’

Smith-Bynoe said: ‘This Audible podcast proves that surviving isn’t just about having the right skills, it’s about not listening to Guz. Every episode somehow got more chaotic than the last, and I’m still not convinced we’d last five minutes in any of these situations. I had an absolute blast making it.’

Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive is available on Audible from today.

Published: 13 Aug 2026