Totally goes on sale this week

Tom Allen has announced a year-long stand-up tour, called Totally. 

He will play 58 dates, starting at the Cliffs Pavilion in Southend-on Sea on October 23, and ending at the Liverpool Empire on September 16, 20216.

According to the producer’s blurb, the show is about trying to live in the moment by getting distracted by such irritants as ‘old women on the bus listening to music without earphones’. Meanwhile, ‘annoying influencers show him what his house is supposed to look like, but his kitchen has just flooded and the plumber wants to fit a "fanny trap"’ – industry slang for a valve that stops fowl orders. 

Allen, whose TV credits include co-hosting ITV’s Cooking With The Stars recently starred in the West End musical Titanique, while his  debut novel Common Decency was released earlier this year.

Tickets go on general sale at 11am on Friday with some available from Ticketmaster from 11am tomorrow.

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In other tour news today: 

• Russell Howard has added extra dates to his Don’t Tell The Algorithm tour. Dates
• American stand-up and actress, Atsuko Okatsuka has announced a London date for her upcoming The Big Bowl Tour, playing Hammersmith’s Eventim Apollo on February 12. Tickets.
 • Count Arthur Strong has added extra dates to his And It's Goodnight from Me! tour. Dates
• American musical comedian Stephen Lynch has announced a handful of UK and Ireland dates for his The Me Tour. Dates

Published: 30 Sep 2026