The Princess Theories

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On THAT photo…

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
— Stefan Smith (@TheStefanSmith) March 11, 2024

Back in my day, when a princess was in trouble we just hired an Italian plumber to rescue her from a giant gorilla.
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) March 11, 2024

I'm sure we've thought of this already, but what if the Princess was a mermaid turned human and she somehow violated the contract that made this possible and her sea witch nemesis has banished her back to the water?
— A!ex Steed (@alexsteed) March 14, 2024

The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. ???? pic.twitter.com/9lBQDj1ocT
— Cian McCarthy (@arealmofwonder) March 12, 2024

And the rest…

#IWD was yesterday so today’s International women’s get back in your Box ing day.
— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) March 9, 2024

Fun fact: The starter pistol was invented by the sister of Karl Marx.
Her name was Onya
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 13, 2024

My grandad always used to say to me "Pints, gallons, litres, cubic inches" which, I think, speaks volumes
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 14, 2024

LOVE how funerals are becoming more casual. Embalmers have even replaced formaldehyde with informaldehyde
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 13, 2024

I wonder if EM Forster got called Ian all the time and he had to keep correcting them.
— Justin Lewis (whenisbirths on rival platforms) (@WhenIsBirths) March 14, 2024

Started a new job as a airport baggage handler, it isn't as easy as it sounds. There's a lot to take on board.
— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) March 15, 2024

Stand ups are kinda like detectives in a way. Carrying little notebooks making their observations, travelling a lot. And you see the same five of them on TV every night for the last twenty years.
— William Stone (slowed+reverb) (@itswilliamstone) March 12, 2024