Don't come on my blue suede shoes! | Jayde Adams reveals a dubious sexual job...

Don't come on my blue suede shoes!

Jayde Adams reveals a dubious sexual job...

comedyJayde Adams probably isn’t the only person afraid that sexual shenanigans she's committed to camera may catch up with her. But in her case, the explicit tape was made for a TV programme.

The comic has revealed that her first TV job was hosting a show in which she had to experience 'different sex things once a day for a week’.

'It was like someone shoved Mr Bean into some sort of sex school and watched them' she told Adam Buxton on his podcast.

As well as asking 'intense sexual questions' to passersby at Piccadilly Circus, she found herself learning blowjob technique from a gay man and scrutinising a catwalk of porn stars' vaginas to demonstrate the diversity of female anatomy.

However, she said that 'the worst thing that happened was that on the final day a woman got flown in from the Netherlands who came to teach us, the hosts, and three porn stars, how to ejaculate as a woman.

'So she took us through it and told us basically every woman can ejaculate and it's not a myth… I had to be the cynic. And we got taught by this woman how to do it.

'And then these three porn stars basically frigged themselves off. And one of them came on my shoe! I had suede shoes on! Blue ones. And after she did it, I went "you've just come on my blue suede shoe!"'

The unnamed programme is yet to be broadcast. Adams suspects 'they're waiting for me to be mega-famous and then they're going to embarrass me with this sex show.'

Published: 10 Apr 2018

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