What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all?
Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus’ Vitruvian Mango is the same, but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Cranleigh Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
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Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
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Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: £19.98
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Walton-on-Thames Riverhouse Barn
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Date: Mon 24 Nov 2025
Venue: Banbury Mill Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 7 Dec 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £21.35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)