Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers

Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers

Show type: Tour

Starring: Cally Beaton

Namaste Motherf*ckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) - a celebration of and for the female of the species (and all their family and friends who want to buy tickets). Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention - from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers. A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers centres around Cally’s manifesto for keeping cool when you’re a hot mess. The show includes a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally.

Upcoming Dates

Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters

Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
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Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
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Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
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Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Falmouth Poly
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Glasgow St Luke's
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Sat 27 Jun 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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