Namaste Motherf*ckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) - a celebration of and for the female of the species (and all their family and friends who want to buy tickets). Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention - from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers. A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers centres around Cally’s manifesto for keeping cool when you’re a hot mess. The show includes a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
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Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
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Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
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Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
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Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
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Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
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Date: Tue 9 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
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Date: Sun 25 Jan 2026
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
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Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
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Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
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Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Farsley The Old Woollen
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Henley-on-Thames Kenton Theatre
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Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Great Torrington Plough Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Falmouth Poly
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
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Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Bridport Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Exeter Barnfield Theatre
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Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Havant Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Bath Old Theatre Royal
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Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Glasgow St Luke's
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Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
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Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
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Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Inverness Eden Court Theatre
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Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
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Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
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Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Cardiff Wales Millennium Centre
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Date: Sat 27 Jun 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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