

The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans.
He’s encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism, and more than a dash of laughter, can defuse even the most menacing showdown.
Join Alfie as he’s saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter but this show certainly is.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Holmfirth Civic Hall
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Chipping Norton Theatre
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Exeter Corn Exchange
Price: £23.10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: From £12 to £23
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)