With the 3rd millennium almost 2.5 per cent complete, Andy Zaltzman, one of the UK's leading satirical comedians, assesses the state of Planet Earth and its most famous and controversial species – the human race. In the biggest stand-up tour of his career, Andy will attempt to concoct vaguely plausible answers to perennial questions such as What?, Who?, Where?, and above all Why?
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
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Date: Tue 24 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Old Vic
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Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
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Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Chesterfield Winding Wheel
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Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Hull Truck Theatre
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Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Swansea Taliesin Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Reading Concert Hall
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Date: Tue 17 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
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Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
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Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
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Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
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Date: Sun 26 Apr 2026
Venue: Dundee Whitehall Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 Apr 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 5 May 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: £23
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Reviews
You won’t be surprised to hear that Andy Zaltzman talks about cricket in his latest show.
28/11/2024