Assemble Now! It's The Scottish Sweary News.
Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2026
The Scottish Sweary News comes to the Edinburgh Fringe for a limited live run. With over 125,000 followers across Instagram and TikTok and millions of views online, John Scott delivers a fast-paced barrage of razor-sharp satire, furious observations and gloriously inappropriate takes on the world's biggest stories. No politicians, celebrities or sacred cows are safe. 'Among the best of comedians' (Observer). 'Like The Viz meets Private Eye' (Cal Halbert, Newcastle Comedy Festival). This is the internet's favourite sweary news bulletin – live, uncensored and even more gloriously outrageous. Bring a friend!
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 7 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Sat 8 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Sun 9 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Mon 10 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Tue 11 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Wed 12 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Thu 13 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Fri 14 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Sat 15 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20
Date: Sun 16 Aug 2026
Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
Price: £7.50
Show starts: 17:20