An odd title perhaps for a show taking place in Edinburgh, let alone in The Caves. But those familiar with Plato will understand the reference, as will those familiar with Donald J Trump. Simon hits 60 this year, and perhaps more significantly his daughter hits 21 and his son 18. He no longer needs to think of the children; his time is short and with no more shackles on his instinct, he'll give you the raw, unlubricated truth. 'A masterclass' ***** (Scotsman). 'Outstanding' ****½ (Chortle.co.uk). 'Dynamite' **** (Times).
Upcoming Dates
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: St Austell Arts Centre
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Tiverton Community Arts Theatre
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
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Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
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Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
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Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
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Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
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Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
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Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Morecambe Winter Gardens
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Date: Tue 28 Apr 2026
Venue: Cardiff Glee Club
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Apr 2026
Venue: Chipping Norton Theatre
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Bath Roper Theatre
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
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Date: Sun 17 May 2026
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Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Date: Sat 23 May 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Winchester Arc
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)