Eliott has never cared for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing his taxes. But with tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the bizarre life of an asexual man trying to survive in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes... Okay, there are some but they're very intellectual. As seen on BBC Scotland. 'Both informative and hilarious' (ArtsYork.co.uk). 'Infectiously funny' (Indiependent.co.uk). Scottish Comedian of the Year semi-finalist, 2021.

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