Cold Hard Cache is the debut comedy adventure from double act The Delightful Sausage – AKA Chris Cantrill, ‘Simple and bizarre punchlines with unerring skill’ ***** (, and Amy Gledhill, ‘Silly, vivacious and very funny’ (Richard Herring). Take a hilarious tour of the darkest corners of the internet in this inventive show, packed with a memorable mix of energetic sketches, unsettling illustrations and lots of yeast. These surreal shenanigans are ideal for those who like it strange, interactive and very, very silly. Ethically sourced and completely unacceptable, reserve your seat now to avoid disappointment!

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