His Eyes Were Like Oysters

His Eyes Were Like Oysters

Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2010

You have a tiny penis. I have a tiny penis. Come and see our tiny penises. 'They had tiny penises' (Sporty Spice, 1997). A surreal and hilarious show that you should come and stare at.

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