Ali G to host MTV bash

'I get to bone one of the ladies there'

Ali G is to host the MTV Europe Music Awards in Frankfurt on November 8.

At the official launch in London's Mayfair Club yesterday, he said: "They has promised me I will get to bone at least one of the ladies there, either Janet Jackson, Destiny's Child or Dido - obviously Dido is a last resort.

"In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Destiny's grandchild in nine months' time.

"MTV is the bestest satellite channel in the whole world - obviously apart from the Fantasy Channel, Television X and Men And Motors or anything that shows European-strength porn."

Published: 26 Sep 2001

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