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Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

Nominated for best club comic in the 2012 Chortle awards, Hal Cruttenden originally trained as an actor at the Central School of Speech and Drama, and has appeared in the likes of Eastenders and Kavanagh QC.

But as a stand-up, his break came in 2002, when he was nominated for the Perrier best newcomer award for his solo show Hal. He is now a regular at most the big club on the circuit, and has performed around the world, including appearances at Montreal’s Just for Laughs and at Kilkenny Cat Laughs.

He is also a writer, with credits including BBC One’s Omid Djalili Show.

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Hal Cruttenden live comedy dates

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 12 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 13 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 14 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Mon 15 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 17 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Thu 18 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 19 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 20 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 21 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Mon 22 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Tue 23 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 24 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Thu 25 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £14.50 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 26 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 27 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 28 Aug 2022
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
Price: £16.00 (discounts available)
Show starts: 20:10

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 9 Sep 2022
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: £20.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 10 Sep 2022
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £21.45
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 11 Sep 2022
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Thu 15 Sep 2022
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 16 Sep 2022
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Price: Call for prices

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 17 Sep 2022
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 21 Sep 2022
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: £20.84
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 23 Sep 2022
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 28 Sep 2022
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 30 Sep 2022
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 5 Oct 2022
Venue: Exeter Corn Exchange
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Thu 6 Oct 2022
Venue: Taunton Brewhouse Theatre
Price: £21.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 7 Oct 2022
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 12 Oct 2022
Venue: Burton-upon-Trent Brewhouse
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 14 Oct 2022
Venue: Barnsley The Civic
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Tue 18 Oct 2022
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 19 Oct 2022
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £26.50 (£22.50 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 21 Oct 2022
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 22 Oct 2022
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 29 Oct 2022
Venue: Birmingham Old Rep
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 2 Nov 2022
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 18 Nov 2022
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 19 Nov 2022
Venue: Wellingborough The Castle
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 25 Nov 2022
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: £21.30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 26 Nov 2022
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 30 Nov 2022
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 14 Jan 2023
Venue: Banbury Mill Arts Centre
Price: £21.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 20 Jan 2023
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 21 Jan 2023
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 22 Jan 2023
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £21.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 28 Jan 2023
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: £24.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 4 Feb 2023
Venue: Helmsley Arts Centre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 5 Feb 2023
Venue: Barrow-in-Furness The Forum
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 10 Feb 2023
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 11 Feb 2023
Venue: Diss Corn Hall
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 15 Feb 2023
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 17 Feb 2023
Venue: East Grinstead Chequer Mead
Price: £21.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 25 Feb 2023
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 3 Mar 2023
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
Price: £22.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 4 Mar 2023
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 5 Mar 2023
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: £22.40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 5 Mar 2023
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: £19.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 8 Mar 2023
Venue: Bracknell South Hill Park Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 10 Mar 2023
Venue: Deal Astor Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 11 Mar 2023
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
Price: £21.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 17 Mar 2023
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 18 Mar 2023
Venue: Ivybridge Watermark
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden - It's Best You Hear It From Me (Tour Preview)

Date: Sun 19 Mar 2023
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Price: £19
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 31 Mar 2023
Venue: Cardigan Theatr Mwldan
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 1 Apr 2023
Venue: Builth Wells Wyeside Arts Centre
Price: £19.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 2 Apr 2023
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 16 Apr 2023
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Mon 17 Apr 2023
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 21 Apr 2023
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 22 Apr 2023
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 28 Apr 2023
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £22.40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 29 Apr 2023
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
Price: £22.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 30 Apr 2023
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 17 May 2023
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 26 May 2023
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Fri 9 Jun 2023
Venue: Mawnan Smith Trebah Garden Amphitheatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sat 10 Jun 2023
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: £20.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Sun 11 Jun 2023
Venue: Milford Haven Torch Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Date: Wed 21 Jun 2023
Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre
Price: £22.40
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Comments

Comedy Store: Live And Uncut

At Chortle Fast Fringe 2012

Products

DVD (2015)
Hal Cruttenden: Tough Luvvie

DVD (2014)
Hal Cruttenden Live

Past Shows

Edinburgh Fringe 2002

Big Value Comedy Club (Early)

Hal Perrier best newcomer nominee

Edinburgh Fringe 2003

Hal Cruttenden: To Hal And Back

Edinburgh Fringe 2005

Edinburgh Fringe 2008

Hal Cruttenden : Climb Every Molehill

Edinburgh Fringe 2012

Hal Cruttenden: Tough Luvvie

Edinburgh Fringe 2013

Comedy Gala In Aid Of Waverley Care 2013

Hal Cruttenden: Tough Luvvie [Fringe 2013]

Edinburgh Fringe 2015

Hal Cruttenden: Straight Outta Cruttenden

Edinburgh Fringe 2016

Hal Cruttenden: Straight Outta Cruttenden

Edinburgh Fringe 2018

Hal Cruttenden: Chubster

Edinburgh Fringe 2019

Hal Cruttenden: Chubster

Edinburgh Fringe 2021

Hal Cruttenden - It's Best You Hear It From Me (Tour Preview)

Edinburgh Fringe 2022

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Montreal 2008

Tour

Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me

Hal Cruttenden: Lively

Agent

Christian Knowles
CKP
6 Lordship Lane
East Dulwich
SE22 8HN
Office: 020 8693 1800

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