You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands...

Posts of the week

Who called it 'negging' and not 'fanny by gaslight'?
— Andrew O’Neill ☉ (@destructo9000) August 28, 2023

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For instance, if they are around your throat, She's probably slightly upset.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) August 31, 2023

"You're right, Harold. That is a nasty eye wound". - William the Concurrer.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 29, 2023

Dick Dastardly's dog wasn't well so he borrowed another one. It wasn't *exactly* the same, but it was a proxy Muttley.#NationalDogDay
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) August 26, 2023

How many Ballparks do you think there are in this country?
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) September 1, 2023

UK flight chaos leaves Rishi Sunak Stranded at Gatwick with no way of getting back to central London.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 29, 2023

Let him who is without sin try doing some sin, and he’ll find out why the rest of us like it so much.
— paul bassett davies buy my damn books (@thewritertype) August 30, 2023

I LOVE that joke about Dorian Gray. Never gets old.
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 26, 2023

If I was a billionaire I'd name my son 'Left to right' to make it difficult for kidnappers to locate him in his class photograph.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 1, 2023

Bring a little culture to the world by writing "Viv" at the top of all Aldi Four Seasons pizzas.
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 1, 2023

To be fair to Grant Shapps, he will be able to teach the armed forces a lot about disguises and camouflage.
— HENRY MORRIS (@secrettory12) August 31, 2023