Tweets of the week

Quote of the week

'That dull shock to the stomach of doing new material that fails completely and your whole body jolts with horror is the only cardiovascular exercise I get these days.' Frank Skinner

Tweets of the week

Trump must face a jury of his peers. Now it’s just a question of finding a kindergarten full of psychopaths.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 2, 2023

Donald Trump is a lot like my phone. It's run out of power, it keeps being charged and, back in the day, people used to mock it for being Orange.

— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) August 2, 2023

SHOWN: Donald Trump's fingerprints. pic.twitter.com/peTsG3WOoW

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) August 3, 2023

Today marks that day where it has officially taken Nadine Dorries longer to resign than Liz Truss was Prime Minister #NadineDorries

— Ned Hartley (@NedHartley) July 28, 2023

Can't unsee the torso-Muppet. pic.twitter.com/IXVDZMdBLO

— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) July 31, 2023

I was born in a bungalow, and I've lived there ever since. Storey of my life.

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 4, 2023

Complimentary WIFI pic.twitter.com/W9er3CJczp

— Darren Walsh Puns (@DarrenWalshPuns) August 2, 2023

Published: 4 Aug 2023