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What's the proper way to eat pasta?

Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Windsor Framework? I loved him in It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) February 27, 2023

If you watch "Jaws" backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 27, 2023

Will people please stop stealing pieces of my Kerplunk? This really is the last straw.

Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) March 3, 2023

The proper way to eat pasta is known as Spaghettiquette

— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) February 27, 2023

Mudder She Wrote but didn’t proofread

— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) March 3, 2023

If you're looking for poetry by EE Cummings, don’t forget he used to be called Orange Cummings

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 1, 2023

I got my other half tickets to see Hamilton she was not impressed with the 12 hour round trip to South Lanarkshire

Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 3, 2023

Me: *stands on one leg*

My flamenco teacher: No.

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) March 1, 2023

Feels like you’ve tripped up on the first hurdle here pic.twitter.com/i93AYG18sv

— James Colley (@JamColley) March 2, 2023

Published: 3 Mar 2023

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