Just seen an old guy doing door-to-door sales...
Tweets and other posts of the week
The BBC is so woke now that if they tried to make Red Dwarf today half the main cast would be black and Holly would keep changing gender!
— Tom Little, your friend and hero. (@ThisIsTomLittle) February 15, 2023
Just seen an old guy doing door to door sales. He was knocking on 70.
— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) February 17, 2023
Baby doesn’t look too upset about it pic.twitter.com/Z10rrzHsD5
— Ruth Husko (@DankAckroyd) February 17, 2023
I’ve just been banned from my support group for people sexually attracted to buildings. Not gonna lie to you, I'm feeling a little flat now.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 15, 2023
[On the phone to King Charles]
— Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) February 14, 2023
CHARLES: "Meet me for lunch at 12 o'clock."
ME: "I can't make 12. How's 1?"
CHARLES: "I'm very well, thanks."
"He’s with the angles now"
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) February 13, 2023
"You mean the angels?"
"No, it was a protracted illness"
Roses are red
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) February 14, 2023
Violets are red
Everything's red
My hands
Oh god
Oh god my hands
I suffer from horizontigo, the fear of falling from a great width.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) February 17, 2023
Published: 17 Feb 2023