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Where does Ralph Fiennes keep his valuables?

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I presume Ralph Fiennes keeps all his valuables in a salph.
— Jason (@NickMotown) January 10, 2023

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 12, 2023

Does anyone know if the woke mob has cancelled my pen? It was here a minute ago.
— ~ (@daniel_barker) January 12, 2023

if you like hawaii so much then why don’t you maui it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 13, 2023

Uh oh. Sambuca. Shots fired.
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) January 7, 2023

Paul Burrell is now officially a member of the Beastie Boys after yet another Di mention, another Di mention, another Di mention, another Di mention, another Di mention, another Di mention
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 10, 2023

Catering at royal weddings is ridiculous https://t.co/QMD6iUcFcd
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 6, 2023

Great start to the day. My keys fell into the canal. Worst part is they were still in the ignition
— William Stone (@itswilliamstone) January 13, 2023