You're never too old to achieve your dreams
Tweets of the week
BREAKING: GB NEWS is horrified to discover the national anthem has changed its pronouns x
— Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT) September 9, 2022
just realised tomorrow we’re all gonna be walking around with pictures of a dead woman in our wallets like a detective haunted by the one case he couldn’t crack
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) September 8, 2022
hope Charles calls his press office C3-PO
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) September 8, 2022
you're never too old to achieve your dreams. prince charles is 73 and he just got his first job.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) September 8, 2022
If you liked the Platty Joobz, you're going to LOVE the statey foonz
— Dave Fensome (@davefensome) September 8, 2022
The real tragedy here is that Nicholas Witchell has no idea this all ends with his sacrifice in a giant wicker corgi.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 8, 2022
oh so they're just GIVING the throne to charles????? this is nepotism at its finest
— erin chack (@ErinChack) September 8, 2022
do you think elton john has a third candle in the wind in him
— fredesque (@FredTaming) September 8, 2022
"My views do not reflect my employer"
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 2, 2022
Dracula’s mirror
My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) September 4, 2022
I wish people wouldn’t just nick jokes on the internet without attribution or credit. This is Joe Lycett’s gag. pic.twitter.com/pKx4kT2f8Y
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) September 6, 2022
Published: 9 Sep 2022