99% of women's breasts are way too big
20 questions: David Ward
Which comedians inspired you to become a stand-up?Harry Hill , Stewart Lee, Adam Bloom
Where and when was your first gig?
Don’t remember
How did it go?
Great
What’s the best gig you’ve ever had?
Encoring in Statford, East London after doing an hour
And the worst?
Same gig, having no material left for the encore
What’s your ultimate ambition in comedy?
Answer questions for Chortle
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever regretted saying on stage?
It was to a female heckler, your a pain in the arse but your breasts are perfect size, 99% of women’s are way too big
What’s the worst thing a critic has ever said about you?
I’m coming to your show , then not turn up
When did you first come to Edinburgh, and what did you do?
Five years ago, helped with the So You Think You’re Funny? new act competition
What’s been the biggest change since then?
Moving on to being a performer
Is the Fringe still where stars can be spotted?
Let’s hope so, otherwise it’s all a waste of time
What’s you favourite Edinburgh experience?
Doing the first performance of my first solo show
And your worst?
Getting wet most days
Where’s your favourite place to eat in Edinburgh?
Any girl who cooks me dinner
And to drink?
See above
Where do you go to escape the festival?
Anywhere apart from Edinburgh
What’s your view of comedy awards like the if.comedy?
Let’s wait and see if I’m nominated first [this was obviously answered before the nominations… which he wasn’t on]
What one bit of advice would you give to someone visiting the festival?
See a varied mix of shows, stand up, sketch. Avoid jugglers
Apart from your own, what other show would you recommend?
John Bishop, Ian Stone, Adam Bloom, Swingers, Captured
Published: 25 Aug 2007
