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Jarred Christmas

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Videos

Compering BBC Three on the Fringe

Edinburgh 2011


More Jarred Christmas videos

Compering BBC Three on the Fringe
At BBC Comedy Presents
Miscellaneous jokes
Top Gun and SAW
Emphasis
Jarred Christmas: Pluto
Jarred Christmas gets naked onstage

Other footage

Jarred Christmas on The World Stands Up
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Biography

Named best compere at the 2010 Chortle Awards, at the third time of being nominated.

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Reviews

Greenwich Comedy Festival: Omid Djalili etc
Live Review
Old Royal Naval College

Greenwich Comedy Festival: Omid Djalili etc

Omid Djalili is off on tour for the first time in three years, so where better to warm up than headlining a gig of, oh, just 1,800 people at the Greenwich Comedy Festival?

There are undoubtedly signs that this extended routine is still a little rough around the edges. More than once does he admit he was expecting a bigger laugh, usually when his thoughts don’t quite have enough clarity – especially a segment about Barack Obama that’s particularly convoluted or another about Osama Bin Laden being the chief exec of the Taliban that quickly runs out of what little steam it had.

However, the key themes are in place, if left deliberately ambiguous. The crux of the show seems to have been sparked by an incident on the set of Sex And The City 2 – so at least some comic inspiration came from that travesty – when director Michael Patrick King remonstrated with him for telegraphing his comedy too blatantly. Back in his Dubai hotel room, Djalili started thinking about his work, posed as a dilemma in typically trite Carrie Bradshaw style, which led to him questioning whether by doing jokes about ethnicity he’s inadvertently fuelling racism.

Not that such doubts really stop him; ethnicity is a shortcut to comedy he’s not going to abandon in a hurry. Should proof be needed of the comic power of stereotype, the crowd provided it. ‘Anyone in from Iran?’ Djalili asked early on – to be greeted with an enthusiastic ululation, a flash of the witty heckles for which the clubs around these parts were once renown.

So he has his cake and eats it. There are still plenty of gags about national and regional traits, and often damn funny ones at that, even if they now come with a caveat. When he gets laughs from repeating chants from the terraces about South Korean player Park Ji-Sung (which does seem a little like cheating), he then explains why it isn’t racist.

Hardcore Armenians and the rhythms of the Nigerian accent that are a godsend to comedy are hilariously exploited, while Djalili’s own dual British-Iranian personality provides a good angle to relay his Royal Variety Performance meeting with Prince Charles. It was cheapened by a very lazy line which, unfortunately, got one of the best laughs of the night.

That’s the thing with highfalutin ideas, people still like simple gags – and Djalili tries to play both sides of the line: socio-political ideas from a man bound by spangly showbiz sensibilities. For every gag about the Arab Spring, a Beyonce impression.

He quotes the Eleanor Roosevelt line that great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events and small minds discuss people – and rather than striving for greatness, he uses the wisdom to engineer a three-pronged attack to appeal to everybody, whatever size their mind. I’d say it works: on some level there is something for everybody, although the corollary is that there are some bits that won’t be for you.

Djalili still has a dozen or so more intimate warm-ups to go before the tour proper starts next month. With the bumps ironed out and some more pace towards the end, it could well be a very good one.

Support tonight came from his old pal Boothby Graffoe, who has also only just returned to stand-up from a self-imposed hiatus – and here he seemed to be entertaining himself as much as the audience, persuading everyone to join in an atmospheric, if not specially funny, song and going on a few digressions as he imagines conversations with his anthropomorphic pets. Still, that’s part of his relaxed style and he’s got some cracking gags, usually derived from saying very silly things in a sensible way, as well as exercising an almost hypnotic command over the crowd.

Opener Andrew Lawrence was more forceful with his impassioned angry invectives, spitting out the fury we all wish we could when faced with dismal trains or moronic, mechanical, corporate-ordered questions when just trying to buy a coffee. It’s an outlet for common frustrations though the cipher of this ‘whiny, creepy’ fool – and he has the good sense to build up to them, after a few quirky, but still accessible, anecdotes.

Experienced compere Jarred Christmas held it all together, with his skilful way of acknowledging the sometimes naff conventions of his task, but getting us on board anyway thanks to his unpatronising, unshakably upbeat attitude. Most MCs would go for the kill when faced with a City worker in the front row, but as the economist doggedly prepares for his pasting, Christmas gees him up, encouraging him to be happy in his lot. With entertaining tales on ninja moves, arse cleavage and duvets, he proves himself one very merry Christmas.

Date of live review: Wednesday 7th Sep, '11
Review by Steve Bennett
Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Show 2011
Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Show 2011

Sunday 16th Jan, '11-
Jarred Christmas Stands Up
Jarred Christmas Stands Up

Thursday 19th Aug, '10-
Tickle My Fancy review
Tickle My Fancy review

Friday 18th Jun, '10- Albert & Pearl
Jarred Christmas at the Just For Laughs London showcase
Jarred Christmas at the Just For Laughs London showcase

Sunday 17th Jan, '10-
Bruce Collective
Bruce Collective

Show - Misc live shows -
Jarred Christmas : Original Review
Jarred Christmas : Original Review

Tuesday 1st Apr, '08-
Jarred Christmas: The Hero Show
Jarred Christmas: The Hero Show

Show - Edinburgh Fringe 2007 - Sunday 7th Oct, '07-
Late Nite Down Under
Late Nite Down Under

Show - Montreal 2006 -
Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Show 2009
Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Show 2009

Show - Misc live shows -
Jarred Christmas: The Geek Show
Jarred Christmas: The Geek Show

Show - Edinburgh Fringe 2006 -
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Just seen him MC at King Gong at the Comedy Store. I have never seen a funnier, nor a better MC than Jarred. Got the room to the right level of energy and got the crowd in the right mood, as well as delivering some quality material. He has funny bones. Didn't do too much picking on people in the audience, just the right amount, and all done in the right spirit. I wouldn't slag off working MCs by name, but I've seen a lot over the past 10 years and this guy knocks their collective cocks into a hat

Robert K Hidler, March 2012


Can I think of a less funny comedian? Yes, Max Boyce and Stewart Lee. But this guy Christmas is equally pathetic, devoid of any talent whatsoever. The problem with comedy over the last 20 years or so is that it is largely pitched by cretins at morons who would laugh at anything. Anybody who finds him funny needs to seek help. Very sad.

Abigail Tayn, December 2011


Great compere, very impressive handling of drunken crowd last night in N7. One act bombed and Jarred somehow got all the energy back in the room and managed to get everyone hyped back up for the next act. Some feat at a charity show! Ok, yes, some of his material was a little weak and obvious but this was overshadowed by his easy charm and masterful delivery. All of which which went a long way to making a great impression. Better jokes he can write but onstage charisma you either have or you don't and Jarred definitely does imho.

Joan, March 2009


Very funny - don't get me started on how much I liked him!

Bodj, January 2009


I love this guy! He's fantastic. He has everything a great comic should have...including sexy glasses!

Lee Brace, April 2008


I love him. He is great.

Andrew heydon, April 2008


I go every week to live comedy and Jarred was easily the best comedian I've seen. I was crying with laughter, and he got the best reaction I've seen at our local comedy club.

Steve, March 2008


Saw Jarred for the fisrt time last night. Top draw performance, had the audience wrapped around his finger and I can't understand why he wasn't higher up the bill.

Steve, September 2006


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Where can I see Jarred Christmas next?

Where can I see Jarred Christmas next?

20:00 - Friday 25th May, '12
Venue: Comedy Carnival Leicester Square
Prices: From £12
Comics: Jarred Christmas, Loretta Maine, Pete Firman, Pete Jonas (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Saturday 26th May, '12
Venue: Comedy Carnival Clapham Grand
Prices: £14
Comics: Andrew Bird, Jarred Christmas, Pete Firman, David Morgan (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Tuesday 29th May, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £14 (£9 concs)
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Imran Yusuf, Jarred Christmas, Martin Coyote, Paul Thorne, Sean Meo
Info: The Cutting Edge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45 - Saturday 2nd Jun, '12
Venue: Union Chapel
Prices: £16
Comics:
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:45 - Friday 8th Jun, '12
Venue: Comedy Bunker
Prices: £12 (£8 concs)
Comics: Jarred Christmas
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:30 - Saturday 9th Jun, '12
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Prices: £20
Comics: Ed Gamble, Jarred Christmas, Maff Brown (MC)
Info: Krater Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
23:00 - Saturday 9th Jun, '12
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Prices: £15
Comics: Ed Gamble, Jarred Christmas, Maff Brown (MC)
Info: Krater Comedy Club
Show starts: 23:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Tuesday 12th Jun, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £14 (£9 concs)
Comics: Alistair Barrie, Jarred Christmas, Paul Thorne, Roger Monkhouse, Scott Capurro, Sean Meo
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Tuesday 26th Jun, '12
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Prices: £10
Comics: Jarred Christmas, Lloyd Langford
Info: Edinburgh Fringe previews.
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Recommended
20:00 - Thursday 5th Jul, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £18 (£13 concs)
Comics: Glenn Wool, Jarred Christmas, Otiz Cannelloni, Rob Rouse, Jason Cook (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Friday 6th Jul, '12
Venue: Bath Komedia
Prices: From £5
Comics: Jarred Christmas, Mickey D, Paul Tonkinson, Mark Olver (MC)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Recommended
19:30 - Friday 6th Jul, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £20
Comics: Glenn Wool, Ian Moore, Jarred Christmas, Otiz Cannelloni, Jason Cook (MC)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Recommended
23:00 - Friday 6th Jul, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £15 (£10 concs)
Comics: Glenn Wool, Ian Moore, Jarred Christmas, Otiz Cannelloni, Jason Cook (MC)
Show starts: 23:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Saturday 7th Jul, '12
Venue: Bath Komedia
Prices: From £5
Comics: Jarred Christmas, Mickey D, Paul Tonkinson, Mark Olver (MC)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Recommended
19:30 - Saturday 7th Jul, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £22.50
Comics: Glenn Wool, Ian Moore, Jarred Christmas, Jason Cook, Otiz Cannelloni
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Recommended
23:00 - Saturday 7th Jul, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £18 (£13 concs)
Comics: Glenn Wool, Ian Moore, Jarred Christmas, Otiz Cannelloni, Jason Cook (MC)
Show starts: 23:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:30 - Thursday 19th Jul, '12
Venue: Old Royal Naval College
Prices: £18.50-£24
Comics:
Info:
Part of the Greenwich Comedy Festival.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)