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Jarred Christmas

Jarred Christmas

Named best compere at the 2010 Chortle Awards, at the third time of being nominated.

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Jarred Christmas: Hotfoot Mojo

Jarred Christmas: Hotfoot Mojo

For Jarred Christmas, it is the work of mere moments to transform a studio theatre half-full of uncertain midweek punters into an energised, up-for-it crowd. Sure, it takes a blast of Eric Prydz, some deft dance moves for a chubby guy and his secret weapon, the high five, but the ebullient, generously bearded New Zealander spreads joy in microseconds.

He banters, teasingly but non-aggressively, with the front row. ‘I’m just dicking about with you buddy,’ he reassures one smiling target. If dicking around were a martial art, Christmas would be Bruce Lee, taking on dozens of opponents at a time.

A childish sense of humour’s never left him. He still gets a giggle from telling us the name of the Japanese exchange student who stayed with him in high school: Nobasumi. The only Norwegian word he knows means ‘vagina’, and his silly solution to the Arab-Israeli conflict is unlikely to be adopted by the United Nations.

Christmas is well aware of his own ridiculousness… he smashes an opening routine about aggressive Monopoly tactics boasting ‘I’m changing lives here people!’ as he passionately shares tips on the best colour properties to buy. Then boom! He’s into a coruscating routine on that red-hop topic – how months of the year are named.

His only fear is that becoming a dad, and all the responsibilities and hassle that involves, might have cost him his playfulness. True some of the stories of tedious middle-class dinner parties and buying sensible cars don’t have quite the same joie de vivre of his most trivial routines, but they remain bright and funny.

Still if current life provides no inspiration, he can always look back to his childhood at the much-mocked Shirley Boys High, when he vividly evokes tales of him acting the weirdo on the cricket field, just because it seemed to make sense to his 15-year-old mind.

Christmas senses a mid-gig dip, and tells the audience ‘they’ve put the brakes on’ – and indeed there is a sense of the spin slowly draining from his flywheel of flippancy given that no human can sustain his initial levels of enthusiasm. Pointing it out doesn’t help, but these things are relative, and by remaining upbeat, the moment passes – until Christmas ends the show with just as much boyish, buoyant charm that opened it.

Friday 22nd May, '15
Steve Bennett



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