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Ian Cognito

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Brilliant.

Barry Dodds, April 2013


Saw Cogs compering at Just The Tonic last night. Fantastic stuff. Has an incredible amount of energy, perfect for firing up an audience. A highlight was him 'flirting' with a mother and daughter on the front row only to find they'd left half an hour later. He walked up to their now empty seats and, well, smelt them saying after "One loved me too much and the other not enough." And at the end of the gig, guess who I saw him walking out with?

Rhys, June 2012


Saw him last night in Bromley - outstanding! Very shouty but ain't alf funny

John R, April 2012


On a par with Kevin Bloody Wilson

Max, April 2012


Electric! A masterclass in comedy performance. One of the best acts I've ever seen.

Kelly, June 2011


Quite simply one of the best I have ever seen. His work rate, material, thinking and timing are second to not many. Coupled with the fact that well, you just don't know what will happen when he hits the stage... I implore you to see him and if you're just starting out in comedy – study him! There will never be another like Ian Cognito.

Sean Brightman, December 2010


Were we at the same gig? The audience loved Cognito! An hour of superbly paced stand up that, as per usual, built into a stunning crescendo. The applause alone would have warranted an encore but the venue had to shut. Think you might be taking things a bit too personally David. As the man himself said; 'If anyone's been offended by what I have to say then.. fucking grow up!'

Rob Riley, November 2010


I saw Mr Cognito recently, he appeared to go down pretty well with the rest of the audience. I was intrigued with what was behind the eyes which had clearly seen too many mornings observing the torture that was his life staring back at him in the mirror. I spent 10 mins assessing him before he noticed I was not laughing, too concerned with my study. I wondered what cocktail of alcohol and nefarious substance was responsible. He seemed to adopt the pissed up bloke at the bar approach to comedy, appearing to believe that sexual innuendo towards the women was OK, I didn't see any dissenting females. Clearly it is OK and it is I with the problem. The mic was thrust in my face and I was asked who am I, I said no one, he latched onto this with the eagerness of a psychotic dog on crack. It was the worst hour of comedy I have experienced. Next time I'll go down the local boozer and strike a conversation with the local belligerent oik, you know the one who you inadvertently get the attention of and no matter what you say their poor demeanour continues to go south for the winter. I suggest like the drunk this is one to walk away from.

David, October 2010


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20:00 - Saturday 25th May, '13
Venue: Monkey Business Chalk Farm
Prices: £12.50 (£10 concs)
Comics:
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Plus: Stu Turner, MC Martin Besserman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00~22:30 - Wednesday 12th Jun, '13
Venue: Stourport-on-Severn Civic Theatre Hall
Prices: £10
Comics:
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Saturday 6th Jul, '13
Venue: Leicester Just The Tonic
Prices: £12.50 (£8 concs)
Comics: Ahir Shah, Caimh McDonnell, Ian Cognito
Info: Plus: Darrell Martin
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Saturday 6th Jul, '13
Venue: Nottingham Just the Tonic
Prices: £10 (£6 concs)
Comics: Ian Cognito, Romesh Ranganathan
Info: Plus: Jonathan Elston
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45 - Sunday 7th Jul, '13
Venue: Stockport Heatons Sports Club
Prices: £7
Comics: Glenn Wool, Ian Cognito
Info: Edinburgh preview shows.
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
22:30~23:30 - Thursday 1st Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Friday 2nd Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Saturday 3rd Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Sunday 4th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Monday 5th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Tuesday 6th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Wednesday 7th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Thursday 8th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Friday 9th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Saturday 10th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Sunday 11th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Tuesday 13th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Wednesday 14th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Thursday 15th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Friday 16th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Saturday 17th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Sunday 18th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Monday 19th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Tuesday 20th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Wednesday 21st Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Thursday 22nd Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Friday 23rd Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Saturday 24th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
22:30~23:30 - Sunday 25th Aug, '13
Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
Prices: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Show: Ian Cognito: The Trouble With Comedy
Show starts: 22:30
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