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We love Brendon! Well done for winning the award. About time

julie and jess, August 2007


Burnsy is pure quality, loud brash and piss-your-pants funny, this man deserves your hard earned cash.

MIdAS, August 2007


If you're curious and/or put off by some of the negative comments here, don't be. Took my girlfriend to his show last week and he brought the house down. Very very funny, certainly amongst the best (quite possibly THE best) of the festival. Left with a CD which Brendon signed afterwards, and he was charming and very polite - even when I asked him to draw something quite childish in the sleeve - the opposite of his cartoony character in the show. Thought provoking, and forwarding thinking - Don't miss him, TV's loss is our gain.

Duncan Williams, August 2007


AMAZING! His preview show is just amazing. He is going to take Edinburgh by storm.

Michelle P, July 2007


Back for more! I went and saw Brendon's Ed preview show last night. He just keeps getting better and better. I think its a shame when someone just doesn't get what Brendon's about. You really are missing out. But then I suppose you do have to go with an open mind and be able to laugh at everything, quite a difficult thing when your going to see a stand up i know.

julie, July 2007


Oh my god, you idiot. That's the exact opposite of everything I said. Get yourself a real name you tit. It wasn't irony it was admitting to my own shortcomings and I said that I'm guilty of thinking that something I said wasn't racist because... You know what forget it. The jokes don't work if I have to explain them. It's not me it's you. You're an utter buffoon, don't come back. Incidentally I notice you don't see the hypocrisy in your own statement which is why you're the butt of the joke. People write some shit up here but you take the cake. Moron, utter moron. Go back, proof read.... Shhhh take your time. Do you get it yet? No well I look forward to your response some time late next year. Wow you're dumb. How you've not choked on your car keys or a small toy I'll never know. Shhhh you're an idiot never speak again.

Brendon Burns, July 2007


Unbeatable - if you like the sort of comedy that involves being shouted at about cock, shit and pussy by an arrogant, coarse Aussie with a massive ego and nothing to say. The pretence that the point of his unpleasant, freqently misogynist, rants is to be ironic is not good enough - he lacks the elegance or subtlety required to do this intelligently. Trying to impress us by telling us about his media career (irrelevant), his hellraising past (yawn) and his famous friends (this material can't be racist, one of my best friends is black) while laughing at his own jokes, on top of infantile attempts to offend us, made for the most tedious evening I have spent at a comedy club in a long time. However you might enjoy it if you are stupid, drunk, or Australian.

Tiger, July 2007


I love him. He is funny!

Taylor P, July 2007


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Where can I see Brendon Burns next?

When: 21:00 - Thursday 18th Sep, '08
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Prices: £7 (£6 concs)
Comics: Brendon Burns, Pete Cain, Susan Morrison (MC)
When: 20:30 - Friday 19th Sep, '08
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Prices: £9 (£8 concs)
Comics: Brendon Burns, Pete Cain, Susan Morrison (MC)
When: 20:30 - Saturday 20th Sep, '08
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Prices: £12
Comics: Brendon Burns, Pete Cain, Susan Morrison (MC)
When: 20:30 - Sunday 21st Sep, '08
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Prices: £10
Info: Brendon Burns special.
Comics: Brendon Burns
When: - Saturday 27th Sep, '08
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Prices: Call for prices
Show: Brendon Burns Under Educated tour
When: 21:15 - Saturday 25th Oct, '08
Venue: Brighton Dome
Prices: £13 (£12 concs)
Show: Brendon Burns: Fuck You I'm Brendon Fucking Burns Part VI (Again)
When: 20:30 - Thursday 6th Nov, '08
Venue: Lincoln Drill Hall
Prices: £10
Show: Brendon Burns: Fuck You I'm Brendon Fucking Burns Part VI (Again)
When: 20:00 - Friday 7th Nov, '08
Venue: Blackburn King George's Hall
Prices: £10 (£8 in advance)
Info: Plus John Scott, Alex Boardman
Comics: Brendon Burns, Tony Burgess (MC)
When: 19:30 - Saturday 8th Nov, '08
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Prices: £14.50
Show: Brendon Burns Under Educated tour
 
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Off The Kerb
danny@offthekerb.co.uk
Office: 020 7700 4477

Products
DVD (2008):
Brendon Burns: So I Suppose This is Offensive Now
Download (2006):
Brendon Burns: All My Love, All My Rage
Part two of the Brendon vs Burnsy trilogy
Download (2000):
Misspent Childhood
MP3


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