Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy in England - South East - Surrey, Kent and Sussex
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
What's on
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darran Griffiths, Joe Foster, Maisie Adam
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Plus: Dan Harding
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Bishop and Friends
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Bexhill-on-Sea De La Warr Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Night in aid of Taylor Made Dreams
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: £16.66
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Trouble, Struggle, Bubble and Squeak
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £15.00
With Victoria Melody and Mark Thomas
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Bazaar Presents: Arabian Nights Live
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £12.00
Middle Eastern variety show
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)