Do you remember where you were (almost ten years ago!) at 2pm on August 31st, 1997? It was the moment that Australia found out that Diana, Princess of Wales, had died in a car crash.

Marianne and Norman, a long-married, bed-death-suffering couple from the 'burbs, will never forget the moment they heard the news. It was a moment that, for them, brought skeletons out of Norman's back shed, in through the fly-strips on the kitchen door and slapped Marianne fair in the face of her Whirlpool frigidity.