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Brian Gittins: Roadside Cafe Owner
In 3 years on the circuit, Brian, has written 14 jokes. He’s run them past his wife, Cheryl. She said they had ‘disappointing punchlines.’ He gave himself 5 years to reach the London Palladium (because he’s a man who likes a game plan). Unfortunately, Brian is now somewhat behind schedule.
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Brian Gittins: Roadside Cafe Owner |
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Brian Gittins comes not only endorsed by Ricky Gervais, but influenced by him too. There’s more than a shade of David Brent in the nervous giggle this deluded roadside café owner emits every time a line leaves nothing but awkward silence. But fear not, that awkwardness is all part of the character; an enthusiastic but steadfastly amateur entertainer who has given himself five years to rise from the van beside the A23 to the London Palladium. This is year four. There’s an endearing pathos to his unrealistic dreams, and in the detail of his back story at the greasy spoon once described as ‘probably the best roadside café in a 12-mile radius of Pyecombe’. Alongside this detailed character work, Gittins’ creator David Earl strives toward the sort of manically surreal knockabout nonsense best executed by Vic & Bob as he plays daft musical games, doles out non-sequitur knock-knock non-jokes, and shares with us his badly-drawn sketches. It is a bit of a jumble, treading that line between parodying cheesy, under-prepared entertainment and being it – and sometimes stumbling. The much-trailed musical finale, especially, is a disappointment: a self-indulgent tale about the trials of the festival, featuring home-made puppets and Gittins growling out cover versions in a voice that’s as gravelly as the lay-by where his dining establishment is found. Yet there’s a lot of joy in the segments that work. He amiably draws the audience in to unthreatening interaction, while the only possible reaction to the sheer rank stupidity of some of his random diversions is to chuckle. His spirited, if idiosyncratic, take on the Hokey Cokey is simply one of the most hilarious, and bonkers,scenes you’ll see on the Fringe, inducing helpless tears of laughter. He drives the madness relentlessly, audaciously ratcheting up the unbelievable bizarreness of the situation to great effect. It’s a fantastic segment he can’t manage to top, and the 15 minutes that follow it seem dull in comparison. But if he can tap into that carefree spirit of fun more consistently, Gittins could be on his way towards filling the Paladium; he just might have to readjust his deadline. |
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| Date of live review: Wednesday 12th Aug, '09 | |
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Review by Steve Bennett |
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Saw him at Black Horse, Aylestone earlier this year. One audience member nearly choked laughing in the first 2 minutes, before Brian had even said anything. Pure brilliance. Phil Jones, September 2009 |
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Comic genius, loved it, the best thing this year at edinburgh k pitman, August 2009 |
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Brian Gittins is a genius creation. Never anything less than 5 stars for me Cecilia, August 2009 |
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Brian Gittins is a star! The sort of man who gives other Brians a good name. brian damage, August 2009 |
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Loved it. Without doubt the best thing I saw at this years Fringe. Easily my favourite character comedian. I laughed so hard from start to finish that I eventually gave myself a headache. Callum Altes, August 2009 |

