It’s all well and good having a shockingly crazy and totally unique life story to be told- but some poor shmuck has to actually live through it. Which brings us to Josh Howie.

Raised against his will as a Buddhist, what better way to get his revenge than at the first opportunity running off to Israel and training to be a Rabbi. The only snag was being caught with a naked girl and getting kicked out the programme. He might have gotten away with it if she had been Jewish.