American Dream or World Nightmare? Texas Border Patrol agent George WWIII teaches you how to 'stop the tourists' in this one man satire on Homeland Security!

Presented as a United States Border Patrol Training class, Craig Ricci Shaynak is George WWIII, a Texas Border patrol agent who sounds alarmingly like George W Bush. The show features actual quotes from Bush, the "Commander in Thief", and points out the inherent hypocrocies of American culture and politics in a non-threatening but honest way.