“Only 240 months ago I was a geek, getting more sand kicked in my face than a Saudi goal-keeper and being rejected by girls for having a sandy face…that was before I learned How to Rock. From a broken home, with a tender heart, and an expanding waistline, it’s not easy to find out where you fit in. Then one day Mum’s Boyfriend #6 puts a Gibson Flying-V in your chubby hands. The journey begins….. College bands, hippie festivals and dubious male role-models; follow the heartwarming musical adventures of a comfort-eating, Van Halen-worshipping teenager finding Love and Happiness with a budget six-string and a fuzzpedal.”

Play Real Guitar. Do air day jobs. Come with me