Pommy Johnson
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Muhammed (Jacob) Al Fazari - 20/10/2007
Pommy is a god. Shame on you for making him look bad like this. Those who review, can't perform. To the reviewer, you're a fucking dipshit for trying to celebrate thespian alternative bullshit. The job of the comedian is to make people laugh. He's an entertaining individual, one of the best acts I've seen, admittedly his jokes are of the dinosaur nature. But he's good at doing it because he invented it. You know how many hacks i've seen try to copy Pommy Johnson? Chortle often has shit-for-brain reviewers. I suppose the key is to try to ignore this bullshit, although it's a shame people read your scunjy overrated site. To the reviewer...you're only here because someone hasn't insulted you enough to go cry back to your pompous Oxfordian literate British asshole friends who will tell you it's ok that you're mother has foot-and-mouth disease. Eat shit and die (metaphorically) you thespian vegan fuckwit.
S - 26/08/2007
Every time I have worked with Pommy he has kicked ass. The crowd love him and his material. He is professional and pleasant to work with. So what if he doesn't flail his arms about and talk about butterflies and surreal artsy crap. He is funny, and just as interesting as any other comic I've seen, and I've seen thousands.
bev killick - 19/05/2007
I have worked with Pommy either on the circuit or private gigs for close on 9 years in that time I can honestly say I have not once seen him die on stage and not once has the audience not embraced him. Different strokes for different folks. Pommy wins hands down on the laughometer!
Hope - 30/07/2006
I saw Pommy at Urban Central. I thought he was fab. Made the audience laugh their arses off. He obviously was the best comedian of the night.
Ellie - 30/06/2006
I've been living in Melbourne for a year now and I have to say that the Chortle review is utter bullsh*t. I'm a huge Pommy Johnson fan, and even if I wasn't, I've seen him blow the roof off every gig of his I've attended, which is as many as I can see. I've seen dozens of "new wave", "next gen" and "surreal" comics that you guys love and that can barely make a room fart let alone laugh like Pommy can. His job is to make punters laugh and he fucking does it with bells on! Is his stuff political and insightful? I wouldn't say so, but is it homophobic, racist, and abusive? Never mats?) and he hams up the northern thing way too much (I'm from Manchester). On the other hand I've never watched his standup, Phoenix Nights or Max and Paddy without laughing. Go figure, huh.
Tony R - 11/03/2006
This is Hack with a capital H
Another Cunt - 04/03/2006
He is the poor mans Barry Humphries
Lewis - 28/02/2006
I saw Pommy at the Emporium in Fleet, Hampshire a few months back. We all loved him; very original, involved the crowd, kept us on our toes and didn't give us time to breathe with our non-stop laughter.We'd welcome him back anytime, a damn funny Aussie who won our approval.
Mark O'Carey - 13/02/2006
What a complete and utter wanker. Someone who gets so upset about a fairly poor review and at the same time tries to pretend that it doesn't matter is really just a big baby. PS being drunk is not a defense for anything and anyone who uses the phrase "us pros" should not perform pissed in front of people who have bought tickets. Twat! Funny face though
Cameron Davis - 13/02/2006
Pommy is the most mainstream of mainstream acts, he's been playing the closest thing Australia has to Jongleurs style clubs for years and years and he does very well. People who come in from the suburbs for a night out really seem to like him. Is he funny? I don't think so but I've sat in too many rooms of laughing people to say he hasn't got some sort of appeal. None of it's particularly exciting stuff to me but he's good at what he does if you like that sort of thing. I think the review is pretty spot on to be honest
Janey Godley - 12/02/2006
I have worked with Pommy a few times and he does make an audience laugh their tits off, he does hit on subjects that are ordinary and regular but he does it funnily. There is a sketch bit he does where he impersonates three deaf guys breaking into a house, his physical comedy and execution of this set is hilarious and never fails to make me piss myself. His comedy will never 'change the world' but I dont know many comics who will. It is easy to accept that Pommy does 'crowdplease'and he does, good for him. That's what he does and is paid for. I have been on the bill with comics who fall about drunk, scream at the audience in despair,or go so far with surrealism that is indecypherable that it will kill a show but are hailed as 'geniuses'.
Lee West - 08/02/2006
I have been priviliged to see Pommy twice. On both occassions he was original, spontaneous and bloody funny. He made me laugh one hell of a lot. One of the best live gigs I have been too (ever!!)
Ken Jenkins - 08/02/2006
I run the Stroke Comedy Club in Lichfield, Pommy Johnson was voted the BEST comedian seen here last year, and believe me we had some sensational guys headlining for us. I get a bit blasČ about watching some comedians but not this one, he's so damn good I ve been trying to book him again since the last gig, but he's working constantly. He's a bloody comedy genius, I love him
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
All the gay people i know as friends would be very upset that you called me homophobic !! Oh you want to date me and i'm strait thats what it is your hetrophobic arn't you steve ????!!!!
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
dear chortle , I bet your the type that thought bill and ben were homosexal or that tom and jerry was crule to cats or that bugs bunny icites violence in kids ?? KILL JOY !! SOMETIMES A BOOKS COVER ISN'T THE BOOK BEING READ !!!! OH YEAH GET FUCKED !!
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
THE ONLY THING IVE GOT AGAINST GAY BLOKES IS THAT THEIR COCKS TASTE FUNNY !!!!!!
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
I'm a STAND UP COMIC what the fuck do you want other than laughs ????? thats all i do !!!!! i'm not here to teach anybody anything just here to make em laugh !!! and what do you do to help in peoples lives ??????????? nothin at all .
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
CHORTLE REVIEWS ARE THAT OF A CLOSED MINDED NURD !! I JUST DO THE BEST POMMY JOHNSON I CAN DO !! I DO ALL MY OWN STUFF !! MAYBE YOU'LL WANT TO JUST GET FUCKED SMALL COCK FUCK !! GEE I FUCKIN HATE YOUR KIND !! THIS BIZZ IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU HELPING !! YOU MAKE ME EMBARASSED TO BE ENGLISH !!!
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
comments: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bla h coff !!!!!! DO YOU GET THE POINT FUCKNUCKLE !!!!!! CHORTLE IS CRAP AND IT SMELLS !! LIKE ...UM ... small puppy dog doos hehehehehehehhehhehehehehe !!! OH BY THE WAY GET FUCKED CHORTLE !!!
Pommy Johnson - 08/02/2006
please find a crowd ive not made laugh their heads off ??? i do this for fun not to change your little world if you don't like me don't fuckin laugh !! its people like you that killed benny hill and others that are trying to bring light into your life instead of darkness !! chortle you need a blow job !!