His act is ten years old, same old gags, same old yawns. Boring laddish crap. When on Radio 5 Live, he comes over as a petty-minded, pompous prat struggling as a wannabee intellectual. Choice between a ground-glass eye-wash and Kevin Day? I'd take the bleeding eyes every time.

Mike, June 2006

I've had funnier nights boiling my balls in a saucepan, not only is he footbally inept he is not funny.I suggest anybody who goes to watch him takes a feather a tickles themselves, as that is the only way they are going to raise a titter. Doj 20.02.05

Doj, February 2005

Supports the greatest football team in London and he's very funny. What more can you ask for? Brett 31.01.05 Supports the lamest football team in the UK and he's very funny. What more can you ask for? Stephen Grant 02.02.05

Brett