Oh for God’s sake. I have done this for 38 years. A career full of the usual stuff, telly, awards, radio. Also court cases, sacked politicians and Guinness Book of World Records certificates. You either like me or you don’t. If you don’t know what I do, ask an old person. I rant, tell jokes, sing some songs, swear a lot and urge the audience to join the comedic equivalent of the Red Army Faction. Basically don’t come if you’re a Tory unless you actually want to be a hostage. Everyone else welcome. Everyone else loved.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 1 Jun 2024
Venue: Birmingham MAC
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Warm up
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Jun 2024
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: £16.50
Toru warm-up
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Jun 2024
Venue: Hebden Bridge Trades Club
Price: £15.00
Warm-up show
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Jul 2024
Venue: Stowmarket John Peel Centre for Creative Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Warm-up gig
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Jul 2024
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: £16.50
Toru warm-up
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Sep 2024
Venue: Dublin Sugar Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Sep 2024
Venue: Belfast Black Box
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Sep 2024
Venue: Southport Victoria Park
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Sep 2024
Venue: York The Crescent
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Oct 2024
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £12.00 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Oct 2024
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Oct 2024
Venue: Lytham Lowther Pavilion
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Oct 2024
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Oct 2024
Venue: St Andrews Byre Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Oct 2024
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Oct 2024
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Oct 2024
Venue: Kettering Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 23 Oct 2024
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Oct 2024
Venue: Bury The Met
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 27 Oct 2024
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Oct 2024
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Nov 2024
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Nov 2024
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 Nov 2024
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £0.00 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 Nov 2024
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Nov 2024
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Nov 2024
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Nov 2024
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Nov 2024
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: £14.00 to £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Nov 2024
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: £12.00 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Dec 2024
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Dec 2024
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Dec 2024
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
Venue: Cardiff Sherman Theatre
Price: £13.50 to £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £12.00 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 Feb 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
Venue: Barton-on-Humber The Ropewalk
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Price: £13.00 to £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Feb 2025
Venue: Stroud Subscription Rooms
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Feb 2025
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Feb 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Feb 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £13.00 to £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Feb 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)