Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bassem Youssef
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: £35.75
Work in progress
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Tring Dembe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Croydon Comedy Festival
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £22 to £43
Comics: Dane Buckley, Hatty Ashdown, Katie Green, Mark Simmons, Sikisa, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Tom Houghton
Plus: Evaldas Karosas
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Leo Mahr is a Seasoned Whore. Spicy Tales of a Swiss Village Gay
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Proper Rank Podcast Live! With Brennan Reece and Danny McLoughlin
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Brennan Reece, Danny McLoughlin
Show starts: 13:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: ‘CAN’ The Story of a Man Called Can
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in Progress
Show starts: 13:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste, Ivo Graham, Jeff Innocent, Joel Dommett, Justin Moorhouse, Katherine Ryan, Laura Smyth, Russell Howard, Stephen Bailey, Tom Davis
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Ludlow Castle
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ludlow Castle Comedy Festival
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Coming out With Doctor Who
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £15 (£10 concs)
With Abigoliah Schamaun, ventriloquist Max Fulham
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
ROTUS: Receptionist of the United States
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fatiha El-Ghorri, Frankie Boyle, Josh Pugh, Kiri Pritchard-McLean
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Cambridge Comedy Garden
Price: £30.25
Plus: Thor Stenhaug
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Raul Kohli: A British Hindu's Guide to the Universe
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Grace: Sardines (A Comedy About Death)
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Aces and Eights
Price: £7
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Best in Class
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Working-class comedy showcase
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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