Martin Bearne and Joe McTernan: Milk and Two

Martin Bearne and Joe McTernan: Milk and Two

Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2019

Join two of Scotland's fastest rising comics for a fun hour of stand-up comedy. Martin Bearne is a two-time Scottish Comedian of the Year finalist and master of dark comedy. 'Killer one-liners' (Scotsman). 'Master of delivery' ( 'Genuinely killer lines' (Daniel Sloss). Joe McTernan has supported Tom Stade on tour, co-created the online sitcom M.U.F.F alongside Daniel Sloss and Tom Stade, and has also featured on BBC Short Stuff. 'His punchlines hit home...sure to delight with his amusing frustration' (

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