Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

What a massive helmet... pic.twitter.com/wZQ17xbsrj

— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) February 28, 2022

Dominic Raab has been "worried about Russian money for years" in the same way I've been worried about my blood pressure and BMI for years whilst simultaneously shovelling chips, biscuits and huge amounts of alcohol into my face.

— Jason (@NickMotown) March 4, 2022

My son was sent home from #WorldBookDay because he's had his appendix removed

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 3, 2022

I’m trying a twist on the traditional lemon and sugar pancakes. I'm keeping the lemon but substituting the sugar for tonic water and the pancakes for gin.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 1, 2022

Someone stole half my camel outfit so now I’ve got the right hump.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) March 3, 2022

Music FACT: When Paul Young first met Men Without Hats, he thought they were homeless people.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 2, 2022

This year, for Lent, I’m giving up.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 1, 2022

Published: 4 Mar 2022