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Who called it Indian Variant?

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Who called it Indian Variant and not Vindaflu?!
— Tez (@tezilyas) May 25, 2021

I’ve been vaccinated by a splendid nurse called Doreen Hutt. She told me her friends call her Hutt the Jabber. I was laughing so much she had to hold my arm still to get the needle in.
— Peter Graystone (@PeterGraystone) May 27, 2021

"I was told my grandad served on a mimesweeper during the war."

"Shouldn't that be a minesweeper?"

"I don't know, he'd never talk about it."
— Ian Power (@IHPower) May 27, 2021

Any room can be a panic room if you're in it and your phone rings.
— OMG, Becky! (@thehubrispanda) May 24, 2021

Why did they make Sesame Street so hard for children to find?
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 24, 2021

Hey girl, are you Michael Bolton? Because I'm really into you but would never admit it to my friends.
— Tommy Knоckers (@TomE83_) May 27, 2021

My friend Amanda just referred to not waxing a bikini line as having "the full English" as opposed to a Hollywood or Brazilian and if we don’t get this into the lexicon by end of today then we’ve failed her
— Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes) May 28, 2021