Some new words for hands...
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
And that’s that. pic.twitter.com/PKwLPv1Sxf
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) January 20, 2021
In the UK it’s starting to feel like America has reneged on our suicide pact the second after we downed our kool-aid.
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 20, 2021
"He’s pronounced dead"
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 19, 2021
New Zealanders introducing their fathers.
My mouf ihf fo fuuh oh bifcuits #crumblebrag
— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) January 16, 2021
People used to be shocked when I explained that my children were made out of hair.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 20, 2021
Raised a few eyebrows, I can tell you.
This truck has a jellyfish launcher pic.twitter.com/rmAfeoJFrq
— Gary Business (@GaryBusiness) January 16, 2021
RIP Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine. You will be mist.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 17, 2021
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021
Alternative names for hands:
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 21, 2021
Sleeve udders
Flailing cuff rakes
The parson’s pasties
The "prawn chorus"
Mrs. Phalanges’ disgrace
The Feet of The North™
And one comic got to recycle a great gag to show just how static life has become…
Very worrying to hear Coronavirus infections have reached the Pyramid stage. https://t.co/oWaOhmjovR
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) January 21, 2021
Published: 22 Jan 2021
