How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Tweets of the week
Sorry, but telling me to actually read "1984" before calling everything Orwellian is thought policing and VERY Orwellian.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) January 14, 2021
Feels insulting that we named cars’ power after horses, when cars stole horses jobs.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 11, 2021
That’s like if your friend Dave got fired, and the guy that replaced him measured his success in Dave power.
Q) How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
— Darren Walsh Puns (@DarrenWalshPuns) January 10, 2021
A) Do your own research.
why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
— what the actual heck (@jazz_inmypants) January 11, 2021
To any gondoliers who have been unable to operate their gondolas owing to pandemic restrictions, I offer my sincere gondolences.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 14, 2021
My new range of concrete bird seed is impeccable.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 14, 2021
Published: 15 Jan 2021