Merry Christmas (Don't Be A D)

By Hannah Warman

Comedian Hannah Warman has released a Christmas song with a timely message to mankind: stop being creepy leches.

In Merry Christmas (Don't Be A D), the comic embraces multiculturalism, but says whatever their faith, men need to keep their hands to themselves.

She spreads her festive message with lyrics such as 'Merry Christmas don't be a Cosby,' 'No matter what you think or believe, please just don't be like Louis C', and, 'Bring on 2018, no more Harvey Weinstein'.

Here's the track, which was co-written by John Myers:

Published: 7 Dec 2017

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