Attention Seeker, centers around what the French have named L’esprit de l’escalier, literally The Spirit of The Stairs or in layman’s terms “The things you wish you had said if only you had been witty enough to think of them at the time”.

During a hilarious two-hour show Sarah laments all of her sadly missed verbal opportunities in confrontations with everyone from her school geography teacher to a group of terrifying youngsters on a London bus.