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Sam Simmons in The Net Starring Sandra Bullock
Show type: Melbourne 2009

Sam Simmons in The Net Starring Sandra Bullock


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OR ‘Why 1995's semi blockbuster The Net starring Sandra Bullock completely changed the course of humanity’

In 1995 I was 17 years old. Paul Keating was the Prime Minister, 90210 was still on the telly and some gangsta clown named Coolio was #1 on the music charts.

Life was simple, I spent my summer days in a shopping centre food court sculling Passiona from the can in my Sonic Youth Daydream Nation T-shirt. Everything was perfect. And I was invincible.

Until I saw starring Sandra Bullock and my whole world came undone.

Suburban absurdism.

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Reviews

Original Review:

Sam Simmons has realised that if you’re going to do loopy comedy, you have to do it with utter conviction and intense energy. So he smashes straight into this quirky autobiographical tale of teenage love and the pace and never lets the pace or power slip for a second. The comedy ride is so unremitting, all you can do is cling on tightly and get swept along in the fast-flowing current of absurdity.

Alongside Sammy J’s 1999, this is the second Nineties-set teenage romance nostalgia fantasy of the festival. In this one, the 17-year-old Simmons, embarking on his first-ever job stacking oranges in a supermarket, develops a crush on a girl who works at the food court in the same mall. Will he pluck up enough courage to take her to the movies – to see Sandra Bullock in The Net – or will his treacherous nemesis, the part-time magician who works in Tandy, get there first?

This is the first narrative show from this talented oddball, and the structure provides him with just enough discipline to make the surreal accessible. It’s rich with ludicrously precise pop culture reference, ridiculous line drawings on his ever-present flipchart and daft musical numbers to push the storyline forward – or provide a respite from it.

The supporting cast are well-drawn, too, such as his ‘innovative’ boss, the perpetually cheery Argentinean and the Down’s Syndrome trolley boy (which manages to just about avoid being offensive) – all adding to the feeling this is a layered story you care about, despite all the mad nonsense going on around the fringes of the tale. There’s a strong sense of place and time, too, a real feel of suburban dreams in 1995, not just lazy reminiscences of stupid things that were briefly cool.

Most of the laughs come from the sheer ludicrousness of brief non-sequiturs or random asides. But it’s absurdity with a heart and a real tale to tell, which is why the hour doesn’t just hold up under the weight of all the silliness, but positively sparkles because of it.

Reviewed by:Steve Bennett
Melbourne, April 2009

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