Brian and Queen Tallulah are a failed 70s Blackpool duo that produces their magic at workingmen’s clubs in Hartlepool. The distant future 2012 - their services are needed aboard the LGC International in space! Does 80s obsessive Captain Hanns have an alternative motive for their talent? All will be revealed! Originally performed to sell out audiences in Camden, London, the Gentlemen Basterds thought Scotland would be lovely.