Written and performed by Octavia Mackenzie and Ashley McGuire.

Radio Hoohah is in crisis. The listening figures are dire, the presenters are deluded, the guests are all mad and the people in charge are clueless. The octogenarian romance novelist Dorothy Aluhwahlia has gone in a new direction and written a book entirely in Cockney Rhyming Slang, which she intends to read live on air. Davy with the fat fingers has typed out the news with the wrong letters in all the wrong places. And Anne Widdecombe has got her own float at Notting Hill Carnival .