Ed Weeks wonders where he has gone wrong in his life and why his last year has been such unmitigated balls. Joined by Matt Green and Sophie Black, two people Ed once met, he presents sketches from his life, fantastical characters that have crossed his path, and a stirring power ballad about pubes.

Why do some straight men feel the need to flirt with gay men? What if the only girl left on earth was someone who had never returned your calls? What if foreign stand-up comedians were accompanied by a translator? Is it safe to wash this thing at forty degrees?