Chris Neill returns for his fourth Edinburgh with a show about the perils of celebrity, the pitfalls of fame and the pleasures of mediocrity. Selfpromoters, charlatans, fakes and star-fuckers beware...

Aided by the memoirs of those who really shouldn't have bothered, including Jodie Marsh, Martine McCutcheon and Bernard Ingham, Chris takes on the popular notion that everyone wants to be famous. He can't understand it - he doesn't. Or not at least until he's got the garden done.