When Jason was six he nearly drowned in a moat at Arundel Castle, Sussex. It was his dad's idea to go. When he was nine he was run over by his dad in a dumper truck. At fourteen he cut his knee open during a paper round his dad made him get. When he was seventeen he went for a driving lesson and his dad used his twelve bore shotgun. Jason sometimes wishes he was adopted, but he isn't. So now he asks Please Stop Trying to Kill Me, Dad.

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