How to Lock Up, Talk Down, and Get Things Done

How to Lock Up, Talk Down, and Get Things Done

Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2004

A man who hits on funeral guests, an excitable realtor with cannibalistic tendencies, and a schizophrenic couple all avoid the peril of an antique trunk as this riotous tale unfolds.

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