What's the worst thing about a Greek divorce?
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'I just feel like I'd be cheating my audience if I wasn't getting hammered on the job.' Doug StanhopeTweets of the week
The hardest part of a traditional Greek divorce is gluing all the plates back together.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) June 5, 2018
It always struck me as a missed opportunity that the TV show Lost wasn't sponsored by Findus.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 7, 2018
The only thing worse than people applauding when the plane lands is when somebody shouts 'encore' and you all get flown back to England.
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) June 8, 2018
Published: 8 Jun 2018
